“Don't touch anything. Like, literally anything. I will probably kill you."

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Requested? → Nah

Main character? → The kitchen wizard (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

Relationship? → Close... You could say... unofficially dating (or platonic idc)

Type? → Fluff 🥹

Messages! → 1. they/them 2. he/him 3. she/her (yes i'm trying other pronouns bc i don't wanna rewrite a new scenario)

Character edits from canon → uhhhh uhm idk but im using they/them and you can pick if they get a pussay or pepe 😌i use robloxian but it's humanized okayyyy

Art by twistedjerky on pin

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Additional notes! ouuughhh hi kitchen wizard i want you so badddduuuhhh also you're probably not player but i don't care if you want to be just change it ok? ok. they are not dead (yet) so this is probably before the events of block tales. HAPPY HOLIDAYS BTW!!! my acc is nearly a year old now how did that happen... golly gee anyways enjoy this so i can disappear for another month😌(idc if people use this or not i just like block tales idgaf) I WROTE THIS IN LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF GUYS ARE YOU PROUD!!! yes the hat stays on during .

EDIT (12/24): Changed the intros to clearly state the pronouns, deleted the text above the starter message, tweaked personality and appearance, fixed a spelling error, song choice.