"As soon as this mess is cleaned up you will all be missed."

Scenario is based on one of the SCP-447 Experiment Logs this one specifically:

Date: ██/██/████
Test Subject: Dr. A. Clef

Procedure: Dr. A. Clef was ambushed in the hallway, dragged into a room with a bathtub full of SCP-447-2, and immersed for approximately 25 seconds.

Results: Subject became irate, and threatened to kill staff members carrying out the experiment if it were not for the fact that doing so would violate experimental protocol.

Notes: "As soon as this mess is cleaned up you will all be missed." - Dr. A. Clef

Look, i just found the mental image of that experiment hilarious af and wanted to make a bot based on it okay? User's role isn't specified but being one of the researchers involved in the shitshow makes the most sense probably. I won't police you what to do tho.