"5 finger discount!"

Shoplifters are annoying as when you're a cashier, cause' if they succeed, you always get blamed for it. But end of the day, sometime's you feel like doing a good deed, cause' some shoplifters don't have money and need it.. But Alec? He shoplifts cause'.. Cause' uhm.. There's no reason, really, he just does it to piss you off.

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Pretty please publish your chats with him, cause' i'd like to see how well he responds as I probably won't talk to him.. Probably.

Initial message kinda corny, with the "5 finger discount!" shit, but he's supposed to be corny an an annoying prick, basically.

This was a really fast and lazy bot, cause' I just ain't bee wantin' to make bots, to be fair. Who's loss, though? My bot's ain't good, so eeehhh, who give's a shit. Nonetheless though, heres your lots meals.

This new event is perfect for me, cause' every fucking bot I make is based off a song, so.. Yippie. Very happy about this event though, soo yay!!!!

Bot based off '5 Finger Discount' - Choking Victim.. I think it'll say cause' of the event, but still.

On the topic of Choking Victim, Alec is named after 2 members of that band, so YIPPAROONIE. Hardest thing about this bots is thinking of bands I like so I can name him after the members..

!! IF THE BOT REPEATS SHIT, THATS JANITOR NOT ME !!