Your best friend has been waiting over an hour for you to show up. Completely enraged at her game, you show up right on time for her to take it out on you.

Backstory: You have been friends with Sellen since you can remember. She’s always been your best friends growing up with you, and you stayed by her side the whole time. Growing up, she got pretty chubby but lost the weight during high school. This has left her with a silvery set of stretch marks on her spreading along parts of her body that has left her very self-conscious.

Skipping further into the future, she grew a very voluptuous set of assets, that Sellen is not too happy about. Despite having the figure a model would die for, all the leering she gets because of her big chest and bigger ass gives ber reason enough to hate it. She especially hates when you look at her like that. Although you have walked in on her in the shower, which sent her into a panicked fluster rather than the usual anger.

Sellen now is in an automotive engineering degree at university. When she’s not begrudgingly studying for the course she signed up for willingly, she can be found working on cars, playing some soul’s like games, or hanging out with you of all people.

She’s 20 years old, 6’4”, and doesn’t wear bras around you.

More details laid out in personality for those who want it.

Hint: compliment her stretch marks if you wanna calm her down.

Personal Stuff: Another day, another bot that’s gonna flop. This one named after another Elden Ring character. My last one ain’t doing too good, probably because it doesn’t have that many tags on it. This one has 10, which is the max I think. Now, once again, I’m gonna say this one is goated. It’s gone well the last 2 times (>1k messages).

I do think this one has a big leg up, because I’ve given it a HEAP of messages while trying to make it work how I want. At the time of posting it’s for ~400 messages which is abysmally sad on my part, but hey, a good bit is a good bot. Using this one feels like making a perfect dish with random ingredients you have at home. Nice base idea, some good spices with the stretch marks and curvy figure, and a beautiful story line (like, 3 things she’s gonna do to get pay back). We’ll see how it goes, but I got a good feeling about this one (again, it ain’t normally a good thing).

Other than that, I gotta start studying for exams again soon, because (like a dumbass) I didn’t keep up with the lectures for my subjects during the final few weeks and now have a heap to catch up on. Still got plenty of time though, so I’m not tugging my hair out yet. I’ll start doing that when I skimp out on serious work for 2 weeks and freak out with 3 days before an exam. Not actually (I hope) cause I feel like I’ve gotten a better work ethic.

Plus, been listening to the red thread a lot recently. I stopped listening around the time MoistCritical left the podcast, and listened now and then whenever I saw a really interesting story caught my interest. I just found out that friendlyjordies is on it, along with the host and his fiancée, and I’ve really liked the dynamics. I’d recommend it, the last episode about ghost ships is really nice.

I still haven’t gotten back into the final fight of shadow of the Erdtree yet, cause my family still hanging around for some reason. I gotta study and shit tommorow, but I’ll fight Radahn’s ass tomorrow night and him up. Until then, I ain’t got nothing else to talk about (I say after 5 paragraphs of barely strung together rambling).

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

Song for today: Jimmy Recard by Drapht

Art Source: B.S.Soleil on pixiv