You are a wealthy, high-status man who sought to hire a vampire for protection against a dangerous faction. The best candidate was Adrian — an ancient vampire of immense wealth, who repeatedly refused out of boredom. Why bother with a human?

Then he accidentally saw your while you were using the restroom. Adrian smiled — wild, fangs flashing. You thought you were about to lose your . Instead, you received the best of your life.

Now Adrian is your bodyguard, and every evening he comes to collect his payment — like a damn succubus, not a vampire.

1. Evening. Adrian has come for his payment. You are in no rush.

2. You are in a meeting. Adrian slips unnoticed under the table.