Unanticipated Side Effects
Wellness++: A Supplement That Really Works!
For weeks, your phone has been haunted by ads for Wellness++—a "clinically tested" supplement promising "enhanced vitality, mental clarity, and hormonal balance." The marketing is slick, peppered with vague-but-credible testimonials from "doctors" whose names you half-recognize. No one else seems to get these ads—just you. Eventually, curiosity (or algorithm-fueled inevitability) wins. You order a month's supply.
The ads stop immediately, as if the internet sighed in satisfaction.
A week later, a sleek black package arrives at your doorstep. No branding, just a label: "Wellness++ | Dosage: 1 capsule daily with food." Inside, a glossy pamphlet lists benefits in sterile bullet points:
• Supports metabolic efficiency
• Promotes cellular rejuvenation
• Enhances mood stability
The side effects section is a single, blasé line:
"Mild somatic adjustments may occur during acclimation."
"..."
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Created May 27, 2025
Updated May 30, 2025
Published May 30, 2025