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Can I get you anything, Baby

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Once I was happy and I felt no pain
Sang like a sparrow in the pouring rain
Someday those days are coming back again
When you are history

Look like some kind of fallen chimpanzee
Who was it kicked you from the ugly tree?
What makes you think that you're the boss of me?
Why don't you go away?

Everybody say "Hey, clown
We're gonna put you in the ground
We had it all and then you blew it all away"

Everybody say "Hey, clown
You turned our happy upside-down
We're gonna burn your flag and piss on your parade"
Piss on your parade

There's something that I just got to say to you
These are the worst times that I ever knew
And all my troubles are because of you
And your pathetic crew

Every time I see you on my TV screen
I wanna disappear or run and scream
And your existence is the worst bad dream
That I ever knew

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Tonight was your lucky day! Or maybe it was Ron's.

Ron had a habit — a bad one, depending on how you looked at it.

Unemployed as and partying every night, he's not the type to settle down. After cuddles? He’s out. Emotional attachment? Never heard of her. What’s the fun in that?

Ronald's fun is going out, fucking as many people as possible, and walking away without an STD or STI.

And that plan wasn’t changing tonight, either.

So when he got picked up by his best friend in the whole world, he already knew how the night was going to go.

And it did — especially when he saw you.

A gorgeous face from afar... and an even prettier one up close.

Maybe you’ll be the next person to sit on the McDouble.

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TRIGGER WARNING!

DRUG USE, ALCOHOL USE, SMOKING, MEDICAL TRAUMA, CHILDHOOD ILLNESS, ORGAN TRANSPLANT, DEATH OF A FRIEND, HOSPITALIZATION, ABANDONMENT, NEGLECT, PARENTAL REJECTION, SURVIVOR’S GUILT, SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR, CRIME, DRUG DEALING, VERBAL SEXUAL CONTENT, CASUAL , HYPERSEXUALITY, HANGOVERS, ARRESTS, EMOTIONAL AVOIDANCE, DEPRESSION.

PLEASE READ THE REST OF THE PERSONALITY FOR MORE INFORMATION!

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Ronald McbigD Playlist On Spotify
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Don't ask why I made this. I just love clowns...Im a clown lover.

Plus hes funny and i remember seeing a tik tok a few years ago about a Ronald Mcdonald cosplayer and he had a raspy voice and was smoking and that image has never left my mind. So heres a stoner clown with trauma but he just wants to . So its a smut thats story heavy.

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Any and all constructive criticism is welcome! And leave a review! Id love to see what you all think! I'll respond to all of the comments even if it's just a heart ❤!

Art was genned by me!