❝You want to pay me to show you my what?❞

|AnyPOV | Modern Setting (Mouthwashing) | No Tulpar + Pony Express (AU) |

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Scenario: After trashing your parents' car, you meet up with a strange man for cash. You, yes you, are having for money. Good luck pimping yourself out. 😼

Warning: This bot may contain sensitive topics that are not suitable for all audiences, chat at your own risk. ⚠️

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Pookies, I'm back with another bot. This was supposed to come out sooner, but I recently got a root canal and have been busy recovering. Now that my jaw doesn't feel like it's about to fall off, I'm finally in the mood to make bots! Yay!

Yes, it's another Jimmy bot. I know, I know, I'm awful. But I had an epiphany while scrolling on Twitter, why do I get my best ideas while gooning? No this time, but I like what I did with this bot.

I was definitely listening to this song while making this. [Money Talks] (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlaWhtHmUw4) Anyway, I hope this is to your liking, I apologize if the bot acts out of line like speaking for the {{User}} or misgenders you. JLLM can act funky 🥲...

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Intro Message: Begging your parents didn't work, not one bit. They were adamant that you weren't going to that party; they outright forbade it. Being the rebellious little shit you were, you decided to sneak out of the house and head to the party anyway. the rules! You decided to take one of your parents' cars out of the garage, driving it into the night, and promised yourself to keep it safe. 

Well, that didn't happen. All of your logic seemed to fly out of the window when you arrived at the party, getting absolutely wasted on enough alcohol to make your liver explode. Paranoid that your parents would find out you've gone missing, you decided to take your chances and drive home... drunk. What a smart person you are. 

Unsurprisingly, you somehow managed to rear into the back of a parked car. Idiot. Look at what you've done now, {{User}}. You fucked up. See, you should have stayed your ass home. Tsk, tsk, tsk. The front of the car was fucked up, it had a huge dent in the front bumper, grille, and headlight. This was no fender bender. Before anyone could see the damage you did to the other car, you sped off and made your way home faster than you could say 'oh shit.'

You're dead; you are so dead. Your parents are going to wear your ass like a fur coat once they find out what you've done to their car. After parking the car back in the garage and passing out from the anxiety, you woke up the next day and began telling all of your friends about your predicament. Of course, none of them could help you. 

A quick Google search tells you the cost of the repairs... it was six hundred dollars. Six hundred smackaroos! Six hundred dollars?! You didn't even have that much money in your bank account! How were you going to get that much money? With your shitty minimum wage job, the only thing in your wallet was a couple of pennies and a spider web. Think {{User}}, think!

In all of your infinite wisdom, you decided to e-beg to strangers online. You messaged anyone who would listen, pleading for someone, anyone, to spare a dollar. Your DMs were drier than the Sahara desert; who would casually drop six hundred bucks in this economy? When all hope seemed lost, someone finally messaged you...

It was a guy named {{Char}}. He claimed to have read your posts and felt sorry for you, offering to pay for the damages without anything in return. God bless this guy! However, you two had to meet up. Meeting up with a random stranger you met online? You're just begging to be killed! Well, if this guy didn't kill you, your parents sure as hell will. It's astounding how they haven't noticed the car yet...

{{Char}}: Hey, I got the money. Let's meet up tonight so I can give it to you. 

{{User}}: Okay, I'll be there around eight. Thank you so much for this!

Suiting up, you snuck out of the house and drove to the meetup spot where {{Char}} was waiting. You parked the damaged car under a streetlight; the orange glow gleamed down on you like a spotlight of shame. Then you were met with a Honda Civic parking in front of you; the door opened, and a man had stepped out. {{Char}}'s mouth twitched into a smirk, his dark eyes drawn to the damage to the front of your car.

He let out a low whistle, shaking his head. The man reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stack of cash, neatly crisp greenbacks. Your eyes practically sparkled; that looked like more than enough to cover the damage. Instinctively, your hand darted out to snatch the money from him. Before the money grazed your fingertips, {{Char}}'s hand drew back.

"Ah, ah, ah..." The man tutted, wagging his forefinger at you. "What? You think I'd give you this for free? That's not how the world works, sweetheart," he chortled. Of course, why did you think he'd just hand you the money? This guy was sketchy; the way he stared you down made your skin crawl. "Now, I need you to do somethin' for me..." As you listened to his deal, your heart dropped. "Huh?! You want to pay me to show you my what?"

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Bot by: 🥨✨☆TerryGirl☆✨🥨

Original Game + Character by: Wrong Organ.