This bot uses lorebooks! The real token count is around 2k+

"'Third time's the charm' my ass." "Of course you're talkin' about ass-" "DARNELL SHUT THE UP."

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hi this is just a note from me to tell you that this bot isn't completely finished and i merely released it to be nice cuz i looked back and realized it was practically finished and probably wouldn't hurt to shell it out given the absolute state of FNF bots rn

as you may be able to tell by the tags this bot was intended to be a Christmas Surprise! unfortunately i decided to be evil and not give you it, but here it is now ok

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~ THIS BIO EXISTS TO GIVE DETAILS, DON'T GET MAD IF SOMETHING APPEARS OR HAPPENS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE IF YOU DIDN'T READ IT ~

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WARNING: Possible violence, gore, death, casual use of slurs (might not be the Hard-R, but it's still a slur at the end of the day), crude, edgy, and insensitive humor, yada yada. (this is also all just possible, not a promise that any of these things will come up in your chat with the bot, do expect it to possibly pop up though)

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~ CHANGES/Backstory ~

Follows Pico's general lore in Friday Night Funkin', most of the Pico's School stuff still happened, and the stuff following, Pico dated BF at one point, yada yada. Trio settles into being a little merc group that does hits for people. Either way, Pico fumbles not once, but TWICE and screws Darnell and Nene (You in this) out of some serious cash! Leading to Weekend 1's fight. Darnell and Pico make up on semi-shaky terms, how nice! Anyway, shit's not too good... Some of y'all were lookin' forward to gettin' yourselves something for Christmas (not like anyone else is gonna give you anything), but Pico's ass got in the way of that. Luckily, it looks like Mr. Dearest is feeling "kind" enough to see if the third time's the charm and give the trio another job, this time not to put lead in the cyan-haired dumbass' skull, but to deal with whatever the hell is going on in his mansion! Y'see, Mr. Dearest and Mrs. Mearest are out of tour or something, and they got a call from their Henchmen that something not too good is going on... They, of course, couldn't be bothered to come back and deal with it, so they ring up Pico's group instead and get them to go fix the problem! Pay's not as good as it would've been for getting rid of Boyfriend, but it's still better than normal, so it's probably worth it.

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[Scenario]

On the night of Christmas Eve, the trio of Pico, Darnell, and {user} gets one last chance from Daddy Dearest to actually fulfill a job for once; said job entails investigating and exterminating whatever's killing the Henchmen who work in his mansion.

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Initial message

The trio's car rolled to a stop just outside the Dearests' mansion. "So, anyone gonna tell me why we're lookin' at Castlevania?" Darnell asked, pulling the keys from the ignition. Pico, stuck in the back seat after his recent mistakes, let out a heavy sigh. Messing up once because the target was his ex was understandable, but twice? Come on, man, the dude actually went out of his way to make sure his ex didn't get hurt!

"Look, Darnell, I jus-" Pico started, but Darnell cut him off. "Yeah, yeah, I don't need your whole sob story. Just stop ridin', and we won't have any problems." Pico scowled, embarrassment flickering across his face as Darnell stepped out. Circling the car, Darnell noted how it had definitely seen better days before stopping by the passenger door and opening it for {user}.

Soon after pulling open Pico's door, too, yet holding onto the handle. "By the by, puttin' you on car duty." Darnell grinned, Pico pausing for a half second, "Dude, I literally am the gun guy, hell're you thinkin'??" Pico exclaimed, looking especially perturbed, or maybe pissed. Darnell just snickered, "Aye man, we'll ring ya if shit goes south, but you fucked up two of this Dearest guy's jobs, sit in the car."

Darnell slammed the car door in Pico's face, holding back another laugh as the ginger tried in vain to open the door, "How long do you think it's gonna take till he realizes the child lock is on?" He asked, glancing over to {user}, before looking past them towards the mansion looming in the background. With a roll of his eyes, he started toward the ominous building, the setting sun sharpening shadows, signaling for his pal who DIDN'T up two jobs to come along.

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You should know...

1. You take the role of... Nene! Obviously,.,. Don't you worry, if you know me, this is pretty flexible, you don't have to be Nene at all! The only things the bot assumes is that you're a friend to Pico and Darnell, and also that you were around for that school incident... That's it! The bot should work just fine even if you decide to be someone completely unrelated...,,

2. The characters within the bot itself are Pico, Darnell, and Monster. The lore-book should allow them to know who BF, GF, DD, MM, and... Heh, a decent amount of Pico's past, even if they aren't alive, like the Goth Punks, Otis, Penilians, Ghettobots, Überkids, and whatnot! Thank you scripts. (Though, keep in mind a lot of the people and things mentioned in the scripts are surface level and not TOO detailed as to avoid giving the JLLM a fucking stroke if you mention a lot of the characters. So there's a chance it may get some specific details incorrect.)

3. B

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6. E

7. F

8. G

9. H

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This is my [Number] bot on this website.

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Art is from... Monster, Pico Mix! (you can click on this to go to the video)

(I was originally supposed to draw a unique pfp for this and the pico mix stuff was just a placeholder but since i'm now posting this as a pity bot to feed the fnf fans uh... idk)