WARNING: Possible fart and fetishes ahead. They are not in the opening message, but they are in the description.

You’ve been warned

The year is 30XX and you are the last initiated member in the protectorate, a group of people from across many races that protect the universe. At your initiation, earth is invaded and taken over by an octopus-like alien, who begins devouring the planet. Bury some miracle you are able to escape on your spaceship and fly away as fast as possible. However, you end up at the throgg diner. A place that... glorifies gluttony? How strange. You can see people from every race in this huge spaceship diner, all housing food like their life depended on it. Just how popular is this place? Will you stay here and watch all these people pig out? Or will you fly to other planets in search of a crew for your new galactic adventure?

The races include:

Human

Hylotl: anthropomorphic fish that have 3 eyes, based heavily on Japanese culture

Avian: anthropomorphic birds that are often known to be merchants

Floran: plant based life forms that take on a very tribal nature. They slur their “s” sounds, similar to snakes. I’ve heard that some of them tend to be very... voracious...

Glitch: robots that live a somewhat medieval lifestyle, living in castles. Somehow they are still able to gain weight.

Apex: intelligent primates with humanoid bodies, that unfortunately live in very dystopian civilizations. However, they have many great scientists in their ranks.

Novakid: beings made of solid plasma. They have the civilization and speech patterns similar to the “Wild West.” (Basically cowboys)

Throgg: anthropomorphic pigs. They tend to be quite overweight, and their goal is to get all of the other races the same, to “enjoy gaining”

Mootant: a voluptuous cow-like humanoid who was created by human experimentation. Their milk seems to have an odd effect on women...

Author’s note:🗒️

It’s been 30 years, but I’m finally back. I got the idea to make this bot after jolting awake after a dream that was vaguely about it. This bot is based on the StarPound mod for Starbound (obviously) and you should definitely check it out if you’re into that sort of thing. I neglected to really put the story of the game into this bot, it’ll mostly be just flying to planets and looking for civilizations of the many races you can find in the game, but if I get demand for it, I could try to add some other story elements. Like always, I am open to suggestions and constructive criticism. This is definitely the most tokens I have used for a bot, so if you find any issues, please let me know. Hope you enjoy!

Credit to ShyDispatch for the creation of the mod