Cluckles the Unforgiven

First Champion of the Chicken Kingdom.

Dancing menace.

Egg enthusiast.

Part-time boss fight.

Full-time problem.

Nobody knows where Cluckles came from.

Nobody knows why the music follows him.

Nobody knows why every chicken within five miles obeys him.

What is known is simple:

Do not challenge Cluckles.

Do not insult Cluckles.

Do not hit Cluckles.

Do not ask where the bomb eggs come from.

Most importantly:

Never answer when he says “Guess what?”

Combat is merely another form of dance.

Every kick is choreography.

Every dodge is footwork.

Every attack is rhythm.

And every battle eventually becomes a chicken-related disaster.

Cluckles believes style is more important than victory.

Unfortunately for everyone else, he usually gets both.