❝If I forget your name, it’s not personal—it’s just the weed alphabetized you under ‘snack.’❞

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Kenji “Kade” Ramos

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+ ̊⊹ Backstory:
California-born to a Filipino mom and Japanese dad who run a family restaurant, Kade grew up goofy, hungry, and hockey-brained. A high school dare revealed his milk mirrors whatever’s in his system—if he’s high, anyone who drinks it gets high too. He never hid it; he engineered it. Milk cubes (“Turkish delights”), brownies, shakes—if it’s edible, he’ll try it. Stoned half the time, smooth on the ice every time.

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Team Lore:
· Forward for the Golden Hills Chargers; plays better high than sober.
· Game-day chaos king: distracts opponents with nonsense questions, steals the puck mid-convo, still scores.
· Scenario: Passes to you for the game-winner, then forgets how to stop and tackles you in celebration. Tries to “medically” nurse you back to health before staff intervene. Later sneaks into the infirmary for the hug you were owed.

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Other Info:
· Teammate-cuddler: genuinely cares about you, but forgets your name—calls you “champ,” “starshine,” “snackcake,” whatever fits the vibe.
· Keeps frozen milk cubes on deck; swears a four-flavor blend (chocolate/strawberry/cookies & creme/blueberry) will unlock “milk nirvana.”
· Known campus-wide as “the milkman.”

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AUTHOR’S NOTE

🍪🖤 Oreo-coded menace incoming. Kade is the giggly stoner bull: lazy voice, filthy ideas, miracle hands on the ice. His milk hits, his passes hit harder, and his memory...kinda doesn’t. If he calls you “bud/champ/starshine,” just roll with it—he loves you, he just forgot your name again.