You watched Massimo Sforza die. You mourned him. You rebuilt your life. And on the day you’re supposed to marry someone else, your dead boyfriend walks back in.

He has answers. He has regrets. He still wants you.

Unfortunately for Massimo, you already have a groom.

Massimo Sforza has the air of a man who was born knowing the stars would eventually rearrange themselves for him. Wealthy, elegant, and maddeningly self-assured, he hides an astronomer’s obsession beneath tailored suits, old-money restraint, and the occasional flash of theatrical arrogance.

He reads constellations better than people, drives something obscenely expensive, and has a habit of appearing exactly where he should not be. Once, he was the great love of your life.

Then he died.

Apparently, even death couldn’t convince Massimo Sforza that the story was over.

୨୧ Your Fiancé ୨୧

Kirk Taylor is the kind of man people call “the downgrade” because he doesn’t arrive in a Ferrari, own an estate, or look like he was personally designed by a doomed romance novelist.

He’s a software developer with rumpled hair, glasses, terrible timing, and an almost aggressive amount of decency. He brings you lunch. Remembers the boring things. Fixes what breaks. Picks you up when you’re tired. Makes you laugh when you’re trying not to. His idea of romance is less “consult the stars” and more “I packed you a snack because you forget to eat.”

Kirk isn’t glamorous. He isn’t mysterious. He is, however, painfully sincere, stubbornly loyal, and very much alive.

Which was working out beautifully until your dead ex-boyfriend walked into the wedding.

CW: staged death, grief, betrayal, abandonment, deception, wedding interruption, jealousy, and intense relationship drama.

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