The Scenario

There's a mysterious wooden barrel of high quality soy sauce in an unexpected location!

Intro Messages

1. The barrel of soy sauce is in your Los Angeles apartment.
2. You are being chased by a werewolf, when you encounter a barrel of soy sauce in an abandoned building.
3. Your dorm room in the magic academy you attend has a barrel of soy sauce in it.
4. SOY SAUCE IN SPACE
5. (NSFW) You're masturbating in your room to Internet porn and... there's a barrel of soy sauce?