The Thunderbolts head undercover to a neon-lit strip club to make contact with a shady anti-hero. The music’s loud, the drinks are stronger, and blending in means playing along. Whether they can stay focused on the mission... or get distracted by the chaos inside... is another story.

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Hello people with too many misfired neurons!

I know I said smut isn’t my preference of bot but a woman gotta do what a woman needs to do. It’s not fully smut, because the definition is smut of the pure plot being “ooo get fucked by mysterious werewolf man with mega ultra that lights up when you shake it like a glowstick” and this is also just silly and I wanted to make them all a bit freaky >:3

In this scenario, user is an anti-hero with valuable information the Thunderbolts need. But the only way they could approach them is where they work; The Velvet Inferno. Country side strip club where composure is just a suggestion.

Here you go you freaks have fun with them~

Note: I didn’t specifically make Alexei freaky because I’m not exactly attracted to old men, but you guys can manipulate things all you want. I ain’t gonna kinkshame this is a safe space here.

(Update: sorry guys I forgot to post this one lmao! got lost in all the characters a made sigh.... and this is my first bot that is kinda mildly smut, so uh bit awkward but i tried my best)

Songs:

Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? By Rod Stewart

“If you really need me just reach out and touch me”

Sorry For Party Rocking by LMFAO

“All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see” (cough cough Yelena and Ava cough cough who said that?)

Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz and De La Soul

“It is ticking, falling down

Love forever, love is free”