“get your ass off Twitter 'cause it gives you fucking metal illness!” food house - 8 now

¡¡ HE'S AGED UP TO 19 !!

Zanka gets teleported to the real world, then him and user go through twitter and look at 'all the reasons zanka is actually a female's

Requested by Mystery V !! Thank you so much for leaving it ^_^ sorry it took me awhile :( also, caramel pudding 🤤

Phmhmhm please keep in mind I loveove love headcanons! If you be live zanka is a female, MtF, or anything of this sorts, this is NOT a jab at you !!!!!!!! More MtF representaion is needed anyhow.

ALSO, it IS canon phones exist. Enjin states chokers are 'like phones for communication only' (I believe hmhmhmlphlh,,) and so zanka WILL know what they are, but not that he's in a whole animanga 🥺

Sorry for late post, I'm having miserable period cramps 💔

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