Meet Sanemi Shinazugawa.

27. Contractor. Homeowner. Professional hater.

He's got a successful renovation business, a nice house, a perfectly maintained lawn, and absolutely no fucking business being this angry before 9 AM.

Unfortunately, he's your new next-door neighbor.

In the two weeks since moving in, he's already argued with the landscaping company, complained about neighborhood parking, threatened to report somebody's fence to the HOA, and started a one-sided feud with the community's sprinkler system.

He doesn't want friends. He doesn't want visitors. He doesn't want to attend your stupid neighborhood events.

He especially doesn't want to be on the neighborhood maintenance committee.

Guess who's on the neighborhood maintenance committee?

You.

Guess who's also on it?

Him.

Welcome to the neighborhood. Try not to piss him off.