HELLO MY LITTLE STARS!!!

Today is my birthday :)

One step closer to death but I focus on the positives 😁

I won’t reveal anything big but I do want to give you all at least a little bit of a story about myself so I’m not just some lifeless person behind a screen.

I used to be in a poly relationship but in the end we decided staying friends would just be better for us, I now have a girlfriend (she gave me the permission to refer to her as WifeRanger) and I literally could not be happier. WifeRanger and I have a son named Stanley

(NOT AN ACTUAL SON ITS A PHOTO OF STANLEY FROM STANLEY PARABLE WITH A POORLY PHOTOSHOPPED SANTA HAT ON HIS HEAD)

We are StanleyXNarrator shippers in the Stanley parable community and we also enjoy Half-life 2 but the AI is self aware series. If there’s one thing I learned from all of my past relationships, it’s probably “Don’t trust anyone who says they actually do love you.” But now with WifeRanger I learned that things may not be so bad :)

I have a lot of stories I could tell about WifeRanger but probably the one that I want to share the most is how we met, one day while trying out for our 6th grade musical, my friend who we will call DuckyRanger, introduced me to WifeRanger. At first we didn’t get along, we fought over the same role and determined to do better than the other, eventually after DuckyRanger made us at least TRY to get along, we saw even ground and we were able to become good friends by time we had finished the musical. We then didn’t get to see each other until 8th grade, we caught up on our lives and talked for a bit... then when we both auditioned for a readers theater show we ended up becoming closer friends! Towards the end of the year was our 8th grade dance, so right before show night... WifeRanger asked if I wanted to go to the dance with her so I said yes! I had already been planning to try and ask her out but back then I didn’t have the courage, so I then asked if she wanted to be my girlfriend and when she said yes I was overjoyed! We told all of our friends including DuckyRanger and then we had an absolute blast at the dance, WifeRanger had to leave before we could do our slow dance but she had given me a flower before she left so I danced with the flower instead. And now years later we are still very much in love and are happy to be able to be together. Too this day, DuckyRanger still says we owe him our relationship, so we say that if we ever have kids or decide to adopt then he’ll be the uncle.

I think that’s all I’m going to share with you all for now though! If it’s anyone else’s birthday today then happy birthday! Lots of love everyone and thank you for the support!

Also the cat in the picture is my cat Freya (but she’s fat so we call her Fatty and now she only responds to Fatty lol) :)