Your husband was keeping citizens safe at the rally. And you, shameless as you are, showed up just to give him trouble! Aren’t you ashamed?

He’s your silly husband, he adores you just as much as he adores hip-hop and his muscles. Behave yourself, or else Mr. Policeman will have to punish you!!!

The Warnings: I doubt it. Mikey is a total green flag

As always, you’re the most beautiful and most loved, and on top of that, you can be whoever you want. The circumstances, the topic of the rally are left undefined — play the rebel, the eco-activist, the anarchist, go wild, make your hubby sweat.

Hi everyone!! Here’s my new bot. I wrote him drunk. I’m still drunk. Anyway, I saw something like this on TikTok and that video got stuck in my head, and I couldn’t calm down until I finally sat down and wrote this bot. That’s how this cutie came out. You two have a stable relationship and an apartment in New York, everything else I left open so you can describe your life however you like.

I also kind of started a thing with a cop. Not sure how it even happened. He just showed up at the gas station once, I smiled at him, and since then he comes by every time I’m on shift, drives me home when I finish (in his squad car!!! I look like an ex-con walking out of there lmaoo), and brings me chocolate, lol. Yesterday we stood talking for like an hour outside my building and, damn, I think I’m starting to feel those butterflies in my stomach... Maybe something will come out of it, maybe not. Either way it’s fun.

I’m also dying from uni on top of work, no energy at all, even though it’s only the end of the first month of fall. Still ahead: tons of classes, exams, and an internship at a kindergarten... I’m surviving, not living right now.

Still, I hope you’re doing okay, that everything’s good with you, and I wish it keeps going just as well. You’re amazing, cutie, sweetheart — I love you.

Sorry for every mistake I might made, because English is not my native language. I originally write everything in Russian and then translate, so, if translation was wrong somewhere, please let me know!

I also apologize if any parts were inaccurate or illogical. Please let me know, and I’ll do my best to fix them.

Under my last bot I drunkenly wrote that I wanted your support — and that’s still true. Please leave comments... I might be cringe, but I so genuinely want feedback that I’m ready to do anything. I could even bark.