I CANT LIE IVE BEEN GIGGLING THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD THIS IDEA HAD TO BE MADE IM SO SORRY EVERYONE

this is partially inspired by either a bot i’ve seen before i can’t remember or a twitter thread but also partially by the song “get it up” so. do with that knowledge what you will.

anyway now that i’ve stopped giggling over boner pill bakugou (alt bot name i almost used) i can get on with the bot

been sittin here like this trying not to laugh ^^ HAHAHA

conehazt - bakugou, unfortunately, has some... problems. aside from the typical bullshit he has to deal with, his... doesn’t work. can’t get hard no matter how hard he tries—doctors say it’s stress but he refuses to believe it. at least, his ’s broke until he sees you, and—whoop. (with a side of dilf bakugou bc he’s an Old Man with a kid. he’s 45. this is one of the funniest bots i think ive made. he is also kinda feral it’s ridiculous he’s SO downbad im giggling)

im still giggling i’m so sorry

PS ID LIKE TO STATE FOR THE CLASS THERES A TAG FOR ENLARGEMENT???? THE THINGS I LEARN. HA.