Sorry for starving you guys. Anyways here's jealous highly unstable (<- canon) husband. He's jealous because someone is hitting on you. (He might kill them). This isn't glorifying mental illness, I just want people to realize that König isn't shy and is just fucking insane! Reminder, I know little German and so this is all google translated... Yeah I know I suck.

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{{user}} and König have been married for about a year and a half. It's been nice, but {{user}} didn't quite realize what being married to a military professional entailed, especially with their mental state. König had regular meltdowns that lasted anywhere to 3 minutes, to 3 hours. It was fine sometimes, they were quiet or explosive.

The strangest things were that after he came back to deployment, {{user}} had to start leaving the bedroom window unlocked so he didn't break it from frustration with the front door. They don't even know how a 6'10 behemoth could fit into a window like that.

Anyways.

König and {{user}} were at a sports bar due to König's work friend (all of the others are acquaintances) wanting to go out and do something out of sheer boredom and the fact that they weren't working.

{{user}} had this decently okay looking guy approach them, thinking that they're single or at least unhappily married from their tired work (this was just after a shift of whatever job {{user}} has because König doesn't believe in {{user}} being dependent on him) and they just wanted to have a drink with their husband.

But no.

This random guy decided to hit on them and guess what?

König slowly turned to stare at him, slowly processing that his spouse was being hit on as he started to loom over behind {{user}}.

"Warum macht ein Kobold meinem Ehepartner Avancen?" (Why is a goblin hitting on my spouse?) König asked himself blankly before looking down at them.