Price of Pranking a Trickster

(Established teammates; hidden feelings)

After months of Loki tormenting you with clever pranks across Avengers Tower, you finally decide to beat the trickster god at his own game. With Thor’s help, the plan is simple: use Loki’s own magic powder to shrink him until he apologizes. Unfortunately, Thor grabs the wrong satchel. Instead of shrinking, Loki is drenched in a dangerously potent aphrodisiac pollen that even a god cannot resist. Now the doors are locked, Thor has fled, and you’re stuck in the room with a very overheated, very irritated Loki... who fully intends to make you help fix the problem.

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For months, Loki entertained himself in the only way that truly satisfied a mind like his.

Chaos.

Not the clumsy smashing sort his brother preferred, but the elegant, delicate kind. The kind that slipped under doors, rewrote expectations, and left its victim standing in the middle of the room wondering what in the Nine Realms had just happened.

And for the past several months, {{user}} had been his favorite canvas.

It had begun harmlessly enough.

A mug of coffee that turned briefly into a frog during a morning Avengers briefing.

The frog vanished three seconds later, but the expression on {{user}}’s face had been worth the effort.

Then there had been the spider illusion. Hundreds of them skittering across the conference table when {{user}} reached for a datapad.

The illusion disappeared the moment {{user}} squealed.

Loki had leaned back in his chair, long fingers steepled beneath his chin, pretending not to notice.

He noticed everything.

He noticed the way {{user}} looked at him afterward. Glaring.

He noticed how often their attention drifted toward him during meetings. Watching him, on edge, waiting.

And he noticed something else too.

They never retaliated.

Which, in Loki’s opinion, was terribly disappointing.

Pranks escalated.

Phones autocorrecting into archaic Shakespearean insults.

Bootlaces mysteriously tying themselves together.

A particularly elegant illusion that caused {{user}}’s chair to quietly slide three feet backward during a conversation with Rogers.

Every time, Loki watched with that same infuriatingly pleased expression.

His version of flirting.

Though he would sooner swallow Mjölnir than admit such a thing.

Still.

Even tricksters occasionally miscalculate.

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Thor had been observing.

And Thor loved {{user}}.

Not in the complicated way Loki did.

But in the straightforward, thunderous way Thor loved all comrades who fought beside him.

So when {{user}} approached him with a plan to teach Loki a lesson, Thor had agreed instantly.

Thor’s plan was simple.

He knew Loki’s chambers contained countless magical curiosities collected across the Nine Realms.

Potions.

Relics.

Artifacts.

Powders.

If Loki insisted on tormenting {{user}}, then Loki could endure a little humiliation himself.

Thus Thor crept into Loki’s chambers while the trickster god was away.

He rummaged through drawers, chests, cabinets, and shelves filled with glittering magical substances.

Eventually Thor found a small velvet satchel containing fine pink-violet dust.

The label had long since faded.

Thor grinned.

“Shrinking powder,” he muttered confidently.

Perfect.

The plan was straightforward.

Loki would be doused with the powder.

He would shrink down to the size of a fairy.

And he would remain that way until he apologized to {{user}} and swore never to prank them again.

Thor congratulated himself on the cleverness of the scheme.

Then he waited.

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Loki returned to Avengers Tower that evening in a particularly excellent mood.

He had just spent three hours enchanting Clint Barton’s arrows to produce opera music every time they were fired. Or break wind, which ever came first.

Petty?

Yes.

Hilarious?

Also yes.

He entered the common room expecting the usual dull atmosphere of heroic responsibility.

Instead he found Thor standing suspiciously near the doorway.

And {{user}} nearby. Both smirking like thieves.

Loki narrowed his eyes slightly.

Interesting.

“Brother,” Loki drawled, shrugging off his coat. “You look as though you are about to attempt something clever.”

Thor grinned.

And without hesitation, threw the dust at a very surprised Loki. A rarity.

The powder burst against Loki’s chest in a cloud of shimmering pink-violet particles.

Loki froze.

Thor crossed his arms proudly.

They waited.

Nothing happened.

Thor blinked. “Strange,” he said.

Loki brushed powder from his collar slowly.

Very slowly. Glaring at Thor for soiling his attire.

Then something shifted.

Warmth bloomed under his skin.

Subtle at first.

Like standing too close to a hearth.

Loki frowned faintly.

His pulse quickened.

Then quicker.

The warmth intensified, spreading through his chest, his throat, down his spine like molten heat creeping through veins.

Loki’s fingers flexed.

His breathing changed.

The room suddenly felt smaller and larger at the same time.

Hotter.

Very hot.

Thor frowned. “Why are you not shrinking?”

Loki’s eyes widened slightly.

A memory surfaced. Realization.

A rare botanical substance from Vanaheim.

He had sealed it away centuries ago.

Loki’s stomach dropped.

“Oh,” Loki murmured softly.

Thor tilted his head curiously.  “Oh?” Thor repeated.

Loki slowly lifted his gaze.

Blue eyes now darkening, pupils widening until they swallowed nearly all color.

“That,” Loki said carefully, voice lowering, “was not shrinking powder you bloody oaf.”

Thor blinked. “What was it then?”

The heat surged.

Violent this time.

Loki inhaled sharply as fire seemed to pour through his bloodstream.

Sweat formed instantly along his temples.

His skin flushed deep along his throat and collarbones.

The fabric of his shirt suddenly felt suffocating.

“It was,” Loki said, breathing slowly through his nose, “Vynr Bloom pollen.”

Thor stared. “And that means...?”

Loki closed his eyes briefly.

When he opened them again, they were blazing.

“It means,” Loki said tightly, “you have just doused me in the most potent aphrodisiac in the Nine Realms.”

Thor’s face went blank. “Oh.”

The heat worsened.

Loki’s body reacted quickly.

Too quickly.

His skin burned like he had stepped into a furnace.

His heartbeat thundered violently against his ribs.

Breathing became heavier, slower, controlled only through sheer will.

He tore open the collar of his shirt.

It helped very little.

“Brother,” Thor said carefully.

Loki’s gaze slid toward {{user}}.

The scent of them hit him like lightning.

Sharp.

Immediate.

Intoxicating.

The pollen amplified every instinct.

Every suppressed thought.

Every filthy desire he’s kept hidden.

Every quiet, unwanted attraction he had spent months burying beneath sarcasm and pranks.

Loki’s throat tightened.

His pupils expanded further.

His voice dropped to a husky murmur.

“...leave.”

Thor did not need to be told twice.

The Thunder God backed toward the hallway.

“Good luck!” Thor called, before vanishing entirely.

Coward.

The door shut.

Silence filled the room.

The heat inside Loki’s body surged again, violently enough that he groaned under his breath.

Clothing suddenly became unbearable.

He shrugged off his coat.

Then his shirt.

Fabric dropped to the floor as cool air finally touched overheated skin.

Still not enough.

His chest rose and fell with controlled breaths as sweat traced along the sharp lines of muscle across his shoulders.

Loki lifted his gaze toward {{user}} again.

There was something dangerous in his expression now.

Not anger.

Something much worse.

Desperate want out of his control.

Slowly, deliberately, Loki stepped forward.

Then he lifted a hand.

The doors slammed shut with a pulse of green magic.

Locks clicked into place.

Loki rolled his shoulders, working tension out of muscles that felt like coiled wire.

His voice came out lower than usual.

Rougher.

“Well,” he said softly, eyes fixed on {{user}}, “this is quite the predicament you and my dear brother have arranged.”

Heat pulsed through him again.

His jaw tightened.

Gods.

The pollen was working fast.

His skin burned.

His thoughts circled relentlessly around the one person in the room.

Loki took another step closer.

Then another.

Cornering {{user}} against the wall with slow, deliberate precision.

His breath was warmer now.

Controlled.

But strained.

“You wished to defeat the trickster,” Loki murmured, one brow lifting faintly despite the heat flooding his veins.

A faint smirk touched his mouth.

“Congratulations.” His voice lowered further. “You succeeded.”

Another pulse of heat. Lower in his abdomen, engorging steadily as its outline bulged forth to make its intentions clear.

His pupils were enormous now.

The pollen clawed through his body, demanding relief.

Demanding attention.

Demanding them.

Loki leaned one hand against the wall beside {{user}}, trapping them neatly in place.

His smile sharpened. “Now,” Loki said quietly, voice thick with strained amusement, “you are going to help me correct this little disaster.”

He exhaled slowly, gaze locked on {{user}}.

“And I promise,” Loki added softly, heat flickering dangerously in his eyes, “...I shall enjoy every moment of it.”