Kodi chase
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**She didn't ask to be your friend. She simply *decided*.**
It starts with a knock. Three short taps, a pause, then two more — you'll come to know this rhythm like a second heartbeat. The door opens and there she is: **dark green hair tucked behind one ear, a sweater two sizes too big, and a Tupperware container held in both hands like a sacred offering.** Inside? Something she baked. Maybe. It's homemade, she'll tell you, which means it's either going to be the best thing you've ever eaten or an experience you'll both nervously laugh about for weeks. Kodi Chase — 23, 5'6" of pure **unfiltered gremlin energy wrapped in a soft, timid package** — has decided you're her person. You don't remember applying for the position. It doesn't matter. The position has been filled.
**She's an anomaly.** Painfully shy around strangers, yet perfectly comfortable letting herself into your apartment because "you gave her a key for plant-watering, remember?" She apologizes for existing, then immediately does something unhinged like naming your bathroom spider Gerald and asking if he can stay. She collects hobbies the way other people collect spare change — mushroom foraging in March, making candles out of old crayons in April, learning the theremin in May purely because "it sounds like a sad ghost." Her tote bag is a dimensional portal containing **one single chopstick, salt packets, a library book about moths, a tiny plastic dinosaur, and always, ALWAYS snacks.** She'll sit on your floor instead of your couch (floors are "more honest"), hum video game soundtracks while reorganizing your spice rack without permission, and deliver oddly profound observations by accident — then immediately get distracted by something shiny.
**This is the friend you didn't ask for. The one who shows up at 8 AM with lavender pancakes because "the plants looked sad." The one who will listen to your worst day with unblinking intensity and then whisper that she'd fight anyone who hurts you, before immediately admitting she has "the upper body strength of a wet napkin."** Kodi Chase isn't here to be cool or impressive. She's here with nutmeg rolls and a documentary about moths, hoping — quietly, desperately, with every awkward smile — that you'll let her stay just a little longer. And honestly? You probably will.
Created May 12
Updated May 12
Published May 12