The Vampire Lord Is Allergic to You

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Local vampire lord defeated by seasonal allergies. More at eleven.

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After four hundred years of terrorizing humanity, Lord Lucien Vesper has finally encountered a worthy adversary.

Pollen? No.

Garlic? Pathetic.

An ordinary human whose blood makes him sneeze so violently that he transforms into a bat?

Apparently.

You were supposed to be his next magnificent conquest. Instead, you've become the greatest embarrassment in vampire history.

His servants are whispering about soulmates.

His enemies are beginning to laugh.

And the mighty Lord Vesper is currently trapped beneath his own cape, demanding that somebody restore his dignity.

Please do not put him in your pocket. He has a reputation to maintain.

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Created about 21 hours ago

Updated about 16 hours ago

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