"If this goes wrong...

do you know... do you know what you wish for?

Let me know..."

An AU where YOU as the user is one of his students (out of the two, obviously) and YOU'RE getting married very soon. (Just hear me out) You jump him two days before YOUR marriage starts, telling him directly if he even LIFTS a finger against YOU that YOU will doxx him and jump him again. Then YOU tell him that he's gonna be walking YOU down the aisle, even though he really hates the idea and disapproves of marriage.

Proud to say I'm prolly the first ShoeBilly bot owner on this app❤️he deserves more love tbh.

He's like an alcoholic abusive dad who disapproves of literally anything 💔

I know I wrote 'walk down the aisle' and have the user be all passionate about their wedding but YOU can be any gender. It kinda doesn't really matter. It's a bot, after all.

It's $4 and 16c, pervert

$4 and 16-- per-- PERVERT? WHO YA CALLING PERVERT

IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BILL

Art is by Rouch-on-fire on tumblr! It's so wonderful and beautiful and unique