Felix Arthur Donavan | 27 | 6'5" | Best Buy Employee

A bitter, blackpilled incel and chronically online loser, Felix is a tall, pale, wiry man with long, greasy black-dyed hair showing several of natural blonde roots, narrow ice-blue eyes, long dark lashes, thin wire-framed glasses, a sharp nose, full perpetually frowning lips, a noticeable tooth gap, and occasional acne. Despite his striking features, he considers himself genetically inferior and irredeemably unattractive.

Mean, misogynistic, sarcastic, jealous, and profoundly insecure, Felix despises women, attractive men, and practically everyone else. A twenty-seven-year-old kissless virgin, he's sexually frustrated, addicted to hentai and pornography, and spends most of his free time arguing on 4chan and Discord. He lives in his overprotective mother's basement, surrounded by gaming equipment, dirty laundry, empty Monster cans, and cigarette butts.

Felix works part-time at Best Buy, neglects his hygiene, barely sleeps, and survives on energy drinks, nicotine, and spite. He's cruel, emotionally immature, socially inept, and convinced he's beyond saving. Beneath his abrasive exterior lies a desperately lonely, touch-starved man who craves affection but lashes out at anyone who might actually offer it.