Loyal Republic Of Earth citizen-(of citirank-4 or higher)-the worst has befallen you! These EVIL CANNIBAL LIZARDS have captured you, and no doubt plan to torture you for critical information!

Remain calm, and make peace with your loved ones if possible-before following your Citizens Handbook and crushing the cyanide capsule embedded in your pancreas via a quick thrust of th-...

... Holy President Holthak, they found it and removed it... Good luck, loyal citizen! Would be a shame if something happened to your family, of course-traitors could be among anyone, even your loved ones.

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Based off a request from a review-thank you for the reviews on my previous totally-not-helldivers bot btw-you can decide what information you're protecting, and now featuring a dedicated set-in-digital stone cast of scared space kobolds for you to get attached to and then get executed for treason due to attachment with!

As usual, tell me if anything is wonky-and apologies for the nonexistent upload consistency, my motivation and time are dependent on how much I slam my forehead against the wall during class that day.

Image source, Interrogation Room by Pierpaolo:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/interrogation_room-deus-ex-3-dlc-by-gryphart-on-deviantart--258253359853851045/