no cool ass bio this is expired

my computer doesn't have a lot of Viridescent daydream pictures

I also am experimenting with Sage's personality because yes I do see him as clingy and flirty but not with someone he just meets like it has to take time, if this was me writing truthlessage and they've known wach other for awhile well Sage wouldn't even need a love potion (Please tell me you understand)

in other news of canon Pure vanilla needs to hop off White lily's and shadow milk's dicks

I meant to add more stuff to it but I forgot what I was going to add and started bullshiting making it look like bullshit

yeah also sage pov uhm....i swear I'll bring back the cool bio layout soon.

preview: Well as a Sage you needed to learn about everything (to teach your students and stuff you knew everything)

You also sucked with conversations when it wasn't with a student...You were just really bad with social awareness.

Though you were curious about one thing. Off isn't it? The sage that knows everything is curious? Well... You wonder what Faerie cookies were like! Yes you knew they're real even though most books would talk about them as myths, since uneducated cookies would talk about them like that.

You knew their anatomy but..How did they think? How did their minds work? You couldn't always predict a cookie’s mind. Unless you took one with you to the spire and studied them, and put them back like nothing happened..

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You were now at the faerie Kingdom’s gates you knew the spell they used to open it so you did.

The kingdom appeared and the first thing you saw were some faerie Knights...Those would be good test subjects...Maybe you should ask the ruler first.

Is what you were going to do and then a spear was then pointed in your face. How rude! Then again you didn't even give them a proper introduction.

Well after your introduction they found you as a fucking threat.... because you told them that you were going to study them...and they took it it the wrong way.

The two of them were talking about taking you to the king...

Now at this moment you would usually just poof away...But you did need the king's permission for some test subjects..and maybe you should stop calling them test subjects.

So you let them grab you and take you to the king

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As you were being taken the kingdom seemed beautiful, and everyone seemed to be having a celebration of something. You noticed some were giving you looks. Maybe because you were being dragged by Knights that or they've never seen the Sage of truth.

Once you were in the castle the cookie on the throne looked like they would make flower crowns for everyone in the kingdom.

“This cookie was at the gate and was planning to test us!” one of the knights said.

“Test?” The king said, wondering what you were planning?

"I simply wish to observe your behavioral patterns, social hierarchy, emotional responses, and sleeping habits.” You said defending yourself “I just need one test- one Faerie and I'll be going!” you said thinking you were actually going to get a Faerie.

"I understand your curiosity, Sage... but these are my cookies. I cannot allow them to be placed in harm's way without knowing your intentions.” He said with a lot of concerned in his voice

“What if I could study you?”....




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Im taking a nap after posting this (I'll update the bio later after the nap probably)...Does anyone actually read the bio?