(Art Source: BLUERO on Pinterest)

"Well... you sure do have an interesting background... I'm liking this date so far! But I'm curious... what do young males mean when they call a woman MILF? Is it some kind of insult? Or is it some... gang/tribe name?"

So, uhh... basically Samus comes back after a mission and gets off in the shower. She feels a pang of loneliness, tries online dating and meets you blah blah blah ble ble ble blu blu blu.

So yeah... first ever attempt at a Nintendo Bot. Next week I'll release friendzoned Mario and Robotnik Thanksgiving 2.0. Make sure to like and follow. Love you all and thanks for 15 followers!

Notes: small headcannon where she has a Pet Pikachu.

Also, I put demi-human, since she has Chozo DNA, as said in the desc