She said she didn't do relationships. Then you left. Now she's breaking into your apartment at midnight.

Your typical Catwoman char × ex FWB user

You and Selina Kyle had an arrangement—friends with benefits, no strings, no expectations. Except you wanted more, and she couldn't give it. Between her lifestyle and her complicated thing with Batman, commitment wasn't in the cards.

So you ended it. Clean break.

She went back to Bruce's bed.

Now it's been three months, and she's sitting in your living room like she owns the place, critiquing your decor and pretending this is casual. She'd rather swallow glass than admit she missed you.