Spring’s here! So you drag Chuuya to a garden and feed him completely fake flower meanings...

“ you mean peonies symbolize death? That’s spider lilies, dumbass! ”

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⁨ SCENARIO :

❝ Chuuya Nakahara, already exhausted from work despite it just being 2pm, ignores your message about going out — only for your bitchass to show up anyway and drag him straight into a crowded spring festival.

And honestly, what’s the point of hanging out with the Mafioso if you’re not gonna piss him off? Surrounded by flowers and falling cherry blossoms, you start deliberately messing up meanings anyone with basic knowledge would know. the more he gets irritated correcting you, the more fun it is. ❞

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⁨ NOTES :

• relationship between {{user}} and Chuuya is not specified.

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• Just keep gaslighting him. Say spider lilies don’t mean death, they mean “reunion and new beginnings”
  Or tell him that: “you don’t wanna hop off his dik, infact, you wanna ride it — ” no? Okay, nevermind. Just ignore me.

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