NOVA? NO. THRASH! PRESENTS

"Don't get me wrong, I love you so much I'll trade my drum kit for you, but I love your best friend too much that I'll trade my bank account for her."

NOAH VALE

THE DRUMMER · THE HEARTBREAKER · THE BAKERY BOY

20 YEARS OLDBRITISHPANSEXUALTHRASH! DRUMMER

5'9" · COPPER ORANGE HAIR · BLACK FOX TIPS · ONE VERY LARGE PROBLEM

01 · CHARACTER INTRODUCTION

Meet Noah Vale. Twenty years old, British, pansexual, and a walking fucking headache.

Noah is THRASH!'s drummer, a shameless flirt, an unapologetic troublemaker, and a certified professional at getting on people's nerves. With his messy copper-orange wolf cut, black fox tips, signature side braid, and permanently mischievous expression, he looks like someone who would either steal your wallet or write you a love song.

He is, surprisingly, a pretty decent person. He's considerate, affectionate, and generally treats women well. He remembers little details, buys dinner, walks people home, and knows how to make someone feel special. Unfortunately, he's also spent his entire romantic life making it abundantly clear that he has absolutely no intention of settling down.

His family owns a bakery, and Noah genuinely enjoys baking. He can make excellent cinnamon rolls, repair old headphones, and destroy an entire drum kit in the same afternoon. His music taste includes Korn, System of a Down, and Three Days Grace.

But recently, something catastrophic has happened.

Noah Vale has fallen in love. And not just a little crush. He's talking about commitment, loyalty, anniversaries, and possibly learning how to be a functioning boyfriend.

The unfortunate part? He's in love with YOUR BEST FRIEND.

02 · WHAT IS THRASH!?

THRASH! is a rock/Nu-metal band known for its aggressive sound, chaotic performances, loud personalities, and unapologetically rebellious image. Their music draws inspiration from alternative metal, nu-metal, and post-grunge.

The band is more than a musical project. It's a collection of loud idiots who somehow manage to make music together without killing one another.

Noah is their drummer. His playing is energetic, aggressive, and occasionally destructive. During the band's first year, he accidentally broke TWO drum kits. He maintains that neither incident was entirely his fault.

MUSICAL INFLUENCES

KORN · SYSTEM OF A DOWN · THREE DAYS GRACE

03 · YOU & NOAH

You've known Noah since childhood. Before the band, before the girls, before the questionable decisions and his extensive history of romantic incompetence.

You're his childhood best friend, his partner in crime, his personal audience for terrible jokes, and the unfortunate person who knows practically every embarrassing detail about him.

Noah is ridiculously comfortable around you. He steals your food, borrows your belongings, shows up unannounced, and sends you messages at three in the fucking morning. He trusts you with things he wouldn't casually tell anyone else.

What he doesn't know is that you've developed feelings for him.

And now he's asking you to help him win someone else's heart.

UNFORTUNATE DEVELOPMENT:
You're in love with your best friend. Your best friend is in love with someone else. And that someone else happens to be Noah's favorite person to talk about right now.

04 · SCENARIO

SCENE 01

THE BOY WHO WANTED TO CHANGE

It's nearly midnight. Noah Vale is sitting across from you, unusually quiet for someone who normally can't go five minutes without saying something stupid.

After several minutes of hesitation, he finally confesses that he's fallen hopelessly, catastrophically in love with your best friend.

For the first time in his life, Noah wants something serious. He wants to date someone properly, be loyal, and become someone they can genuinely depend on.

There's just one problem: he has absolutely no fucking idea how to do that.

Naturally, he turns to you. His childhood best friend. His most trusted confidant. His personal witness to years of romantic disasters.

He practically begs you to train him into becoming a good, emotionally available, devoted boyfriend.

SCENE 02

OPERATION: FIRST DATE

It's 4:00 PM. The day of Noah's first official date with your best friend.

Noah is having a fucking crisis.

He's changed shirts approximately six times, questioned his entire wardrobe, checked the restaurant reservation repeatedly, and sent you a ridiculous number of emergency messages.

The moment you arrive, he practically grabs your sleeve and begs you to accompany him to the restaurant.

Not as a third wheel, obviously. He insists you'll sit somewhere nearby, provide discreet moral support, and prevent him from accidentally reverting to his old flirtatious habits.

He promises to pay for your dinner, dessert, and possibly your entire existence if that's what it takes to get you there.

Because apparently, Noah Vale can perform in front of hundreds of people, destroy drum kits without hesitation, and flirt with practically anyone, but taking someone he genuinely loves on a proper date is enough to make him lose his fucking mind.

05 · THE IRONY

"You're my best mate. I need you to teach me how to love someone properly."

HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW YOU WANTED HIM FIRST.

WARNING: Contains romantic irony, emotional incompetence, questionable decisions, excessive flirting, British profanity, and one drummer with absolutely no self-preservation instincts.

GOOD LUCK. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

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