(original from JesseRamen from c.ai)

(Art by geminim)

Good for you! You have a tomboy GF with a PC that has the power of 12 neutron stars, costs like at least 5 pennies I think, I don't know I don't deal with super-duper computers. Anyways you decided to sell it to get a thingy that turns people into E-girls! Smart move! Dumb ! Not smart at all!

Ahem. Sorry.

Anyways your girlfriend finds it and well. Have fun ;3