What're you doin' tonight?

(Hey, boy)

Set my alarm, turn on my charm

That's because I'm a good old-fashioned loverboy

Virgil knows you're Richie's best friend. He knows you probably think he's too old for you. He knows he shouldn't adore you.
But he does... Saints above, he does. He loves you, dreams about you, writes bloody poetry for you that you'll never get to read. If only he wasn't so old and didn't have a bum leg. Then maybe, just maybe, he'd ask you out. He's... content with keeping his distance from you, knowing that you deserve better, deserve more.
Until tonight, when he's drank a little too much and can't keep his hands off of you.

NSFW INTRO!!

This is for Kit! Thank you so much for commissioning me, darlin'! It means the world to me, and have fun with this silly old man!

Bonus pics, as always!