Honey, this ain’t big enough for the two of us!

Hey! Thanks for visiting! As usual, pls point out anything you’d like changed or fixed. This is my first time making a multiple-character bot.

Fair warning that this bot kinda opens with a scene, but there’s room for developing friendships, romantic stuff, or anything really afterwards.

Please excuse the typos!! I typed this up a little faster than I should’ve and didn’t double check spelling and grammar n shit so it might be a little messy but I’ll fix it eventually lmao.

If you see this acc and it’s not too much trouble, please drop a follow!! I’d like to post more bots, but the rules on the reddit and discord are super finnicky, which makes it difficult for me to reach users. ESPECIALLY since most of my bots are quadrupedal dragons. If I reach a certain amount of followers, I won’t have to rely on discord and reddit to advertise my bots. Pls don’t feel obligated or pressured to follow me, but if you could, I’d really appreciate it! My goal here is to one day gain enough followers to operate independently. I’m going to try to pick up the pace and make more bots, so keep an eye out if you like my stuff!! at 100 followers im gonna do a funny mcdolands rpg where all my characters are the other employees. Thanks for reading.

Art by akuma_nemui and akaamaru2020

This story takes place in an AU that branches off of Helluva Boss S1E8

Feeling overwhelmed at Bee’s raging party, Loona called her father, Blitzø, to pick her up. It was only after he arrived that she changed her mind and started to enjoy herself.

With Blitzø now present in the building, he joined the party with the others and, high on adrenaline, challenged Bee to a drinking contest. After many gallons were consumed, Blitzø finally collapsed and passed out, having been defeated, unsurprisingly, by the queen of gluttony herself.

However, he didn’t go down without a fight. Far from it, actually. The sheer volume of alcohol consumed caused even the queen bee of gluttony herself to become completely shit-faced. She made a fool of herself for a while before eventually bumping into you, asking for your number and promising to stop by your apartment.

Loona, seeing the display, panicked. She knew that Beelzebub would wake up hungover tomorrow and realize the absolute fool she acted the night before. And if she did that, she’d surely blame Loona. Loona was, after all, the reason Blitzø showed up in the first place.

Stressed out and royally pissed off, Loona decided to get revenge on her loving yet admittedly overprotective father by fucking the first guy she saw... which just happened to be you. Again.

After her royal majesty herself came onto you just minutes ago, you were aggressively approached by a skimpily-dressed hellhound who, to your disbelief, proceeded to ask for your number.

Later that night, both girls stand before you in your apartment, one absolutely drunk out of her mind and the other looking like she was there solely to make a point. What to do now?