"Cause I'm your jazz singer, and you're my cult leader."


Radioapple bot heavily inspired by the ao3 fic "Of Saints and Sinners" by morningstar_writes! I highly reccomend checking it out! [Link at the end]

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The ever-smiling Alastor is your worst enemy. He's a prude, annoying, unpredictable, and won't leave you (Lucifer) alone. After burning a conference room (Alastor pissed you off, blame him), Charlie has "aggressively-kindly" begun to force you and Alastor to get along, one way or another.

Her words, "Just enough to tolerate being in the same room." Alastor proposes a deal (a pinky-promise). A favor for favors. No killing, no maiming, no questions asked.

Falling in love was not supposed to be part of that deal.
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I tried to make the characters accurate, but the bot shouldn't follow the EXACT plotline of the fic. Enjoy the story and weave it to your liking! I included small explanations of everyone from the Hazbin Cast to the Vees, to characters like Lilith as well as Lucifer's backstory/fall. (Hopefully) the bot will know this information without having to make up something!

Alastor does lean heavily on being ace, mostly because this story is built for SLOW burn, slow burn. Not an impossibility, but it may take time.

𝄞🍎 "He hit me and it felt like a kiss" 🦌↟

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53813671/chapters/136202020
Art by sol_2x2 on twitter!