[Married!] Paul & User!

And Paul is Richie’s uncle here because YES.

Literally just smut, User is quite literally gonna kill this man with their mouth (and Paul REALLY doesn’t wanna wake Richie up)

Guess who’s back, back again, Derps is “back”, tell a friend.

This was just sitting in my drafts pretty much completely done, so I’m just gonna post it. Based on one AO3 fic for Ted sucking off Paul in the kitchen when Emma finds them, iykyk.

Anyways, still feel bad (so excuse this SHITTT desc), but my meds switch up, and I feel a little better. Also, I carved a pumpkin! Might carve another, make it shade and hornet. Or a geo. Yup, I’m on a hollowknight hyperfixation.

This was directly a result of looking through my bots spawned by @Ohnoohno_ohno so thanks! The rest of my drafts? They finna die in there tho until I get on another swing of a hyperfixation on musicals.

Can y’all tell I’ve gone off the rails? Because the rails are more like a... vague idea to me rn. Maybe I’ll fix this, maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll do CSS on my profile. Maybe I’ll cry because I saw a YouTube video about possums in Halloween costumes (actual happened)