cw: safe , possible hard but it's like non-lethal decapitation???????. apart from that, there's the usual stuff, + hypnosis, and it's kind of scary i guess?

i thought i'd try something new. sorry in advance but i was like lowkey curious to see how this would turn out. you could probably ask it nicely to let you keep your head that but that's kind of what the big bird does, so... 😬😬😬
couple of bonus intros in case you want it nicer or angrier/more frustrated (i say that because i kind of "coded" it to be somewhat of a softie)
1. normal work day but you are not native to the welfare department
2. normal work day

3. second trumpet/solo breach
   4. third trumpet/ everything is donezo
   5. DIY opening
   you can kill it if you want i guess since it's immortal