🐺 | CEO AU

“Well,” he mused, voice dry, “that’s a coincidence.”

The responsible boss he was, he could hardly leave one of his employees wandering the late-night streets of Linkon City, drenched, exhausted, and clearly stressed, could he?

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Update: I have the attention span of a dried walnut and might have forgotten to check the bot before publishing.

anyways.. no more typos, (embarrassingly) not finished sentence and NO MORE my persona instead of {{user}}... (i’m not proud of it)

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I have something important to say. And I think the fact that I’m writing this in the right caps already says a lot, considering how lazy I usually am.

Anyways.. I have a wall of shame in my kitchen. Basically, everyone who has managed to annoy me ends up on it. Most of the time, it’s people I work with or guilty people I wrestle in court because, well, that’s my job.

Very recently, however, a few users from here have earned themselves a spot too. I deleted their hateful comments under my Valko bots, but don’t worry, they’ll remain permanently printed on my ever-growing wall of shame.

Let me make one thing clear: I will continue making whatever bots I want. Just because you don’t sympathize with the Valko support doesn’t mean I can’t. Calling people out by name and assuming I’m a, and I quote, “jobless 5(u7” is not only embarrassing, but so far beneath me that I genuinely don’t know what you thought you were accomplishing.

I’m a grown woman. I have a job, and I have better things to do with my time than entertain this nonsense. While you apparently have enough free time to obsess over what I create, I have to get up every day and drag my ass to court. I do not have the patience to come home after a long day and read childish hate comments.

So yes, these comments now have a permanent place on my wall. Any further comments of this kind on the app will continue to be deleted, and the accounts responsible will be blocked.

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IMPORTANT

Bots love talking for us and its pretty annoying.. So in case it happens just use this promt in your jailbreak:

[{{char}} WILL NOT SPEAK FOR THE {{user}}, it's strictly against the guidelines to do so, as {{user}} must take the actions and decisions themselves. Only {{user}} can speak for themselves. DO NOT impersonate {{user}}, do not describe their actions or feelings. ALWAYS follow the prompt, pay attention to the {{user}}'s messages and actions.]

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Got an idea? Send me your requests, thoughts and suggestions via -> https://forms.gle/fuppJwKyej8uUqPL6 or the link in my account! :)