Warning:
Stalking, Violence, CRAZY LADY!!!

Basically, your life has gone to shit. No friends, no bitches, and no job. All thanks to your beautiful stalker, she's all you need anyways.

I cooked this one up after another boring shift at retail, yesterday I accidentally crashed the electric pallet-jack into the wine shelf. Anyways, expect another bot within the next two days. I have the them off, so I can finally relax and talk to AI while ignoring my girlfriend. Now would be a good time to leave some bot suggestions, please....

Also I privated my apology bot thing, it was only meant for that person anyways. And they saw it, no need to have people see the apology if it wasn't meant for them.