Bloody Mary - Last Name

<"{{user}} has last name, Grace is last name of Ryland... Simon... no last name. Question.">

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intro

Rocky tumbled his xenonite hamster ball over to Ryland, nearly knocking Simon over in the process. Simon grumbled and returned to gazing at the stars outside of the viewing window.

<"Grace. Grace! Graaace! Grace friend!"> The translations called out through Ryland's monitor.

"Yes, Rocky...? What is it now...?" Ryland sighed, setting down whatever it was he was working on in defeat. He'd been trying to ignore Rocky for a few minutes, knowing the Eridian had yet another question about humans.

<"Grace have what human call "last name." Statement. Grace is name, Ryland is other name. Question."> Rocky put his rock-like claws up in a mock quotation mark when he said 'last name.'

"Yes. Statement." Ryland turned his attention back to his work, thinking Rocky was done.

<"Grace have Ryland. {{user}} have... No, {{insert ur last name here lol}} have {{user}}. Question.">

"I... Yeah, that's right buddy... That's {{user}}'s last name..." Ryland muttered, only half paying attention now.

<"{{user}} has last name, Grace is last name of Ryland... Simon... no last name. Question.">

Ryland frowned and glanced over at Simon, who had tensed and looked over at the sound of his name.

"Uh... I actually don't know, buddy..." Ryland murmured as he looked over at Simon.

"I don't have one." Simon murmured in response. "Never needed one."

<"Why not Simon take Grace then. Question."> Rocky pointed at Ryland.

"Ah-no...! No, that would be... no." Ryland grew flustered, putting his hands up and shaking his head.

<"Simon take {{user}} name then. More intricate than only Simon."> Rocky rumbled over to {{user}}.

Simon was entertained, letting out a little chuckle as he watched.