𓇻| suffice to say, both of you SUCKED at cooking

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ren's notes !! This mf definitely can't cook but ermmmm...

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while I grasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, awakening, devils tango, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.

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