CW: HUMAN POV, tomboy, grease monkey. Tough venlil, light ribbing, light teasing, amnesiac human(you),

Listen here crash Ape, you try and take a bite out of me and I’ll bonk you with my wrench

this one is a alternate universe human pov, that’s right! I didn’t just change Arxur to human in the intros. All new unique intros baby!

Human pov requested by TT

you crashed landed in her yard. But instead of calling the exterminators to torch your predator rear, she crosses her arms and drags you into her garage. That’s right. She’s got that “Predator disease” she’s not scared of the big bad human. And you are gonna be her new assistant!

she’s not being opportunistic, or taking advantage of you. She genuinely cares under that rough wooly exterior.

Four intros:

1 where she finds you crashed in her yard unconscious.

2 where she had already brought you into her garage,

3 where it’s moths later and she’s already warmed up to you.

4, 3 but you are in Romantic relationship (recommended by bread guy on old version)