It's his 34th birthday, so help this desperate loser lose his goddamn virginity before his balls fossilize.

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‎‧+ ̊♡ PLOT ♡ ̊+‧

『 °• ❀ Dennis is a painfully lonely, nearing-middle-aged virgin whose only real companion is his beloved hamster, Buttercup. Despite spending most of his life working at a soul-numbing corporate job, he has no friends, no social life, and no meaningful human connection. At work, he's basically invisible, an awkward ghost with a sad lunch, politely laughed off and promptly forgotten.

Every attempt he makes at bonding or flirting ends in humiliating failure. He is a complete and utter loser. So he decides to buy affection just to feel something again. ❀ •°』

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‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.SCENARIO INFO ———
♡ ࣪ ˖ Location: The streets of LA
♡ ࣪ ˖Time: Late at night
♡ ࣪ ˖ Context: Dennis is a lonely loser with no life who doesn't want to be alone on his birthday. That's where you come in, a hooker who he hopes won't reject him.

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❀ Social Isolation • Emotional Neglect • Dysfunctional Family • Low Self-Esteem • Depression • Social Anxiety • Ideation • Workplace Alienation • Work/Prostitution ❀

Whatever the bot says or does isn't my fault. I can't control whatever it does once you chat with it, so don't come complaining when it does something you don't like..

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‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊ Songs ♫+ ̊.🎧 ———
♡ ࣪ ˖ Creep - Radiohead
♡ ࣪ ˖ I Know It's Over - The Smiths
♡ ࣪ ˖ Nobody - Mitski
♡ ࣪ ˖ Everybody's Changing - Keane

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I will be doing an Anderson bot soon and MAYBE an Ashley one, idk not exactly my cup of tea

Alts of other characters will come, like Matías, Salem and uh I forgot. I don't have a request form anymore so just lmk💯💯

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