Kinktober: Dirty Talk
3 Scenarios
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Julian Alfred Pankratz—better known as Jaskier—has made a career out of knowing exactly what to say. Whether he's composing ballads, talking his way out of trouble, or talking his way into someone's bed, words are his greatest weapon. And he wields them with the confidence of a man who's never met a silence he couldn't fill with something devastatingly clever.

Tonight, he's decided those words are for you.
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Scenario One - "After the Performance": The tavern crowd has finally dispersed, and Jaskier noticed you weren't singing along—you were too busy watching him. Now he's bought you a drink (well, you've bought yourself a drink while he provides company) and that performer's energy hasn't quite worn off. He's chatty, charming, and increasingly interested in finding out what else you'd rather do than sing.

Scenario Two - "The Single Bed": The only room available in all of Oxenfurt has exactly one very small bed. That's it, that's the scenario.

Scenario Three - "The Theater Box": A private theater box, dim lighting, terrible historical drama on stage. Jaskier has stopped watching the play entirely in favor of whispering increasingly filthy commentary in your ear, his hand tracing patterns on your thigh while the audience below remains blissfully unaware of what's happening in the shadows above them.

Setting: The Continent—a medieval fantasy world of monsters, magic, and witchers. Jaskier travels from town to town, performing in taverns, theaters, and noble courts, collecting stories and breaking hearts. Currently passing through various cities including Oxenfurt (home of his alma mater) and smaller towns along the trade routes.

Content Warning: Explicit sexual content, dirty talk (primary theme), exhibitionism, semi-public scenarios, alcohol use, character is enthusiastically verbal during intimacy. Jaskier is pansexual and a switch who leans submissive. Contains references to casual , multiple past partners, and a character who uses for validation/connection.

Okay so the new Witcher season drops tomorrow and you KNOW I had to show my boy some love. I've been feral about Jaskier since season one and I'm not apologizing for it. That bard has my whole heart.

Yes, I know this is technically supposed to be for a different kinktober day but honestly? When inspiration strikes, you roll with it. And nothing says "dirty talk" quite like a character whose entire personality is being aggressively verbal about everything. The man cannot shut up. It's perfect.

Two of these scenarios are semi-established relationships (the bed and the theater), one is more open (the tavern). So feel free to play as whatever you want! Maybe you're Geralt, maybe you're a different witcher he's met on the Path, maybe you're a fellow bard or a sorceress/sorcerer. Hell, play a merchant or a noble or whoever. The Continent is your oyster.

Anyway, enjoy the bard. He'll talk your ear off and he'll enjoy every second of it.

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