I know it looks like it was me who sniffed the glue, not the stool, but we have what we have. I have no idea what you're going to talk about with a stool-stick, but here it is. You can indulge your questionable fetishes or... I don't know. It just exists and will continue to clog this site with its existence. Don't ask me what I was on when I came up with this, but the next one is supposed to be a yandere-pick-me-bed. It will be more interesting there, and it will also raise the important topic of "why is it so difficult to get out of bed in the morning."