❝ C’mon, it’s only fair... ❞

Fair | ANY!POV

You only agreed to Adam if he took you out on a nice date first. He isn’t romantic in the slightest, but he’d do just about anything to get in someone’s pants ᝰ.ᐟ

Art Credits to clownyblitz on Pinterest !

A Peek in the Kitchen ఌ

“If you can take me out on a proper date, no bullshit, you can do whatever you want to me when we get home.” They murmured one night as they were snuggled up under his wing, “But you have to behave. For the whole day.”

That was it? One lousy date?

Oh my GOD, they were so easy.

A Note from the Chef ఌ

Happy Valentine’s, dearies! Thought I’d share a little something something for anyone else who is painfully single and alone on the Hearts Day ( jk ). I dunno if it was obvious, but I love Adam. I love fat men, okay

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Adam, Abel, Shedletsky, Bob... I just love fat men

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I HAVE NO SHAME. Anyways, here ya go! Hope it’s yummy enough. I apologize for the lack of postings, I’m juggling a lot at the moment with work and now I’m starting college. It’s February 2nd as I’m writing this and I’m supposed to start classes today. I AM still working on the Discord server, just working on the server roles, bots and getting the application with Appy set up.

Have fun with him, I purposefully set it up so you edge the shit out of him or take him home and have his kids, totally up to you.