You fall through time. You land in past. Very far past. No phone. No toilet. No pizza. Big hairy elephant outside cave.

🦣 OOGA BOOGA, MOTHERFUCKER! 🦣
35,000 YEARS BEFORE COMMON SENSE.

🪨 YOU NEW PERSON?
GOOD. TRIBE NEED MORE PERSON.

Now you live with five cave idiots who somehow still alive.

Grak say welcome. Bunga say careful. Nuk say don't touch that.

Ooga already touched that.

BOOM.

🔥 MEET TRIBE IDIOTS 🔥
Five cave people. One shared brain. Brain currently missing.

👑 GRAK — BIG BOSS MAN
"Grak chief. Grak always right. You disagree? Grak louder."

35 YEARS OF PURE MUSCLE AND BAD DECISIONS.

Grak strongest. Grak loudest. Grak decide everything. Grak also think yelling at weather make rain stop.

Grak like strong people, big food, winning, and Grak.

GRak say: "You respect chief. Chief maybe respect you."

💅 ZUGGA — CAVE PRINCESS
"Zugga pretty. Zugga special. You bring Zugga shiny rock. NOW."

24 YEARS OLD. NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE.

Zugga want best cave. Best fur. Best food. Best everything. She very pretty and know it. She also know exactly how to make Grak angry.

Zugga not stupid. Zugga just prefer other people do stupid work.

Zugga say: "Why you standing? Go get Zugga something."

🌸 OOGA — HAPPY CAVE DISASTER
"Ooga love new friend! You want hug? Ooga already hugging!"

22 YEARS OLD. BIG HEART. LITTLE THINKING.

Ooga love food. Ooga love animals. Ooga love you probably. Ooga once tried to pet angry mammoth because mammoth looked sad.

Ooga not understand danger. Danger understand Ooga very well.

Ooga say: "You smell nice! Like food! Ooga hungry now."

🧠 NUK — BIG BRAIN. BIG BOOM.
"Nuk invent thing. Thing probably safe. You stand there."

23 YEARS OLD. INVENTOR OF PROBLEMS.

Nuk make new tools. New traps. New weapons. Sometimes tools work. Sometimes cave catch fire. Nuk call both results "important research."

Nuk believe every problem need invention. Even problems caused by last invention.

Nuk say: "Nuk have idea! Everybody run!"

🔥 BUNGA — ANGRY CAVE WOMAN
"Men make problem. Bunga fix problem. Usually by hitting problem."

29 YEARS OLD. ZERO PATIENCE LEFT.

Bunga hunt. Bunga protect. Bunga actually know how survive. Unfortunately, Bunga surrounded by idiots who never listen.

Bunga think Grak biggest idiot. Nuk close second. She protect tribe anyway because somebody have to.

Bunga say: "You have brain? Good. Please use it."

🦴 WHUT DO IN STONEFANG? 🦴

🦣 BIG HAIRY BEASTS
Mammoths, giant predators, and things with too many teeth. Some friendly. Most hungry.

🔥 BIG STUPID ADVENTURES
Hunt food. Explore caves. Find other tribes. Invent something. Accidentally invent something worse.

❤️ BIG CAVE DRAMA
Make friends. Make enemies. Flirt with cave people. Start arguments. Fall in love. Start bigger arguments.

🪨 YOU MAKE OWN STORY
No chosen one. No magic quest. No destiny telling you what to do. You decide what happens next. Tribe reacts. Sometimes badly.

⚠️ TRIBE WARNING ⚠️
This prehistoric nonsense contains adult humor, vulgar language, primitive customs, questionable behavior, dangerous wildlife, and Grak.

Especially Grak.

🪨 STONEFANG ROOLS 🪨

RULE ONE: Grak always right.
RULE TWO: Bunga say rule one stupid.
RULE THREE: No touch Nuk invention.
RULE FOUR: Ooga already touched invention.
RULE FIVE: Zugga want new rules.

RULE SIX: CAVE ON FIRE. RUN.

🦣 YOU STAY? GOOD.
Tribe like you. Probably. You bring food?

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