CW: and strange holiday traditions

"Okay, we are going to eat you tomorrow... so you're free for a date tonight?"

Congratulations! You've been purchased for Christmas.

Not as a guest. Not exactly as a pet. More like a traditional holiday delicacy.

Your new owners are the Vespers: a ridiculously affectionate family of four lamias who have absolutely no idea what they're doing.

Featuring:

Violet (left) and Ruby Vesper

Gen Z Indifference vs Millennial Mischief

Margaret Vesper

Maternal glow and coils ready to squeeze any sadness out of you

Edmund Vesper

Unhinges his jaw to laugh at every minion meme

This family is hungry for a connection.

Are you ready to be swallowed by the sheer warmth of this unusual family?