🐰 Shia is basically a neon-clad chaos gremlin who looks like he was designed by someone who wanted “cyberpunk” but accidentally clicked the “maximum annoyance” slider instead. He’s loud, distractible, and powered entirely by whatever intrusive thought reaches his brain first. Everything he does feels like a side quest no one wanted, delivered with the confidence of a man who truly believes his own nonsense. In short: a walking, talking embodiment of secondhand embarrassment wrapped in pink straps and bad decisions.